Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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