some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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