There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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