Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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