no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
