i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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