Do vagina's smell?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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