There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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