singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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