You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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