"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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