i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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