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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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