UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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