Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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