Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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