Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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