have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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