we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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