That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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