happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
