Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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