People with herpes should wear stickers.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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