are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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