Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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