I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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