The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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