omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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