Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i drank out of a bidet.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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