So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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