we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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