Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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