You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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