There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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