I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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