her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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