I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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