Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Drake has all the answers
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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