Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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