Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He has the fingertips of a God
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