just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There are leaves in my underwear?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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