oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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