why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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