Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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