check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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