didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
