He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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