The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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