its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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