if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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